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Act 2 Scene 2
Outside Gloucester’s residence
Enter KENT and OSWALD
Good dawning [even] to thee, friend. Art of this house?
Where may we set our horses?
I’ th’ mire.
Prithee, if thou lovest me, tell me.
I love thee not.
Why, then, I care not for thee.
If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold, I would make thee
care for me.
Why dost thou use me thus? I know thee not.
Fellow, I know thee.
What dost thou know me for?
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition.
Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou, thus to rail
on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee.
What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou
knowest me! Is it two days [ago] since I tripped up
thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you
rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon
shines. I’ll make a sop o’ the moonshine of you.
Draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger, draw!
Away! I have nothing to do with thee.
Draw, you rascal! You come with [bring] letters against the
king. and take Vanity the puppet’s part against the
royalty of her father. Draw, you rogue, or I’ll so
carbonado your shanks. Draw, you rascal; come your ways.
Help, ho! Murder! Help!
Strike, you slave! Stand, rogue, stand; you neat slave, strike!
Help, ho! murder! murder!
Enter EDMUND with sword, CORNWALL, REGAN, GLOUCESTER
How now! What’s the matter? Part! (comes between them)
With you, goodman boy, if you please. Come, I’ll
flesh ye; come on, young master.
Weapons! Arms! What ‘s the matter here?
Keep peace, upon your lives:
He dies that strikes again. What is the matter?
The messengers from our sister and the king.
What is your difference? Speak.
I am scarce in breath, my lord.
No marvel, you have so bestirred your valour, you
cowardly rascal. Nature disclaims in thee: a
tailor made thee.
Thou art a strange fellow: a tailor make a man?
Ay, a tailor, sir: a stone-cutter or painter could
not have made him so ill, though he had been but two
years [hours] at the trade.
Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?
This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared
at suit of his gray beard–
Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter! My
lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this
unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of
a jakes with him. Spare my gray beard, you wagtail?
You beastly knave, know [have] you no reverence?
Yes, sir; but anger hath a privilege.
Why art thou angry?
That such a slave as this should wear a sword,
Who wears no honesty. Such smiling rogues as these
Like rats oft bite the holy cords a-twain
Which are too intrinse t’ unloose; smooth every passion
That in the natures of their lords rebel;
Bring oil to fire, snow to their colder moods;
Revenge [Renege], affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks
With every gall [gale] and vary of their masters,
Knowing naught, like dogs [days], but following.
A plague upon your epileptic visage!
Smile you my speeches, as I were a fool?
Goose, if I had you upon Sarum plain,
I’d drive [send] ye cackling home to Camelot.
What, art thou mad, old fellow?
How fell you out? Say that.
No contraries hold more antipathy
Than I and such a knave.
Why dost thou call him a knave? What’s his fault [offence]?
His countenance likes me not.
No more, perchance, does mine, nor his, nor hers.
Sir, ’tis my occupation to be plain.
I have seen better faces in my time
Than stands on any shoulder that I see
Before me at this instant.
This is some fellow,
Who, having been praised for bluntness, doth affect
A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb
Quite from his nature. He cannot flatter, he;
An honest mind and plain , he must speak truth!
If they will take it, so; if not, he’s plain.
These kind of knaves I know, which in this plainness
Harbour more craft and more corrupter ends
Than twenty silly ducking observants
That stretch their duties nicely.
What mean’st by this?
To go out of my dialect [dialogue], which you
discommend so much. I know, sir, I am no
flatterer. He that beguiled you in a plain
accent was a plain knave; which for my part
I will not be, though I should win your displeasure
to entreat me to ‘t.
What was the offence you gave him?
I never gave him any.
It pleased the king his master very late
To strike at me, upon his misconstruction;
When he, compact [conjunct] and flattering his displeasure,
Tripp’d me behind; being down, insulted, railed,
And put upon him such a deal of man,
That worthied him, got praises of the king
For him attempting who was self-subdued;
And, in the fleshment of this dead [dread] exploit,
Drew on me here again.
None of these rogues and cowards
But Ajax is their fool.
Fetch forth the stocks.
You stubborn ancient [miscreant] knave, you reverend braggart,
We’ll teach you.
Sir, I am too old to learn.
Call not your stocks for me: I serve the king,
On whose employment I was sent to you.
You shall do small respect, show too bold malice
Against the grace and person of my master,
Stocking [stopping] his messenger.
Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour,
There shall he sit till noon.
Till noon? till night, my lord, and all night too.
Why, madam, if I were your father’s dog
You should not use me so.
Sir, being his knave, I will.
This is a fellow of the self-same colour [nature]
Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away the stocks!
Let me beseech your grace not to do so.
[His fault is much, and the good king his master
Will check him for ‘t. Your purposed low correction
Is such as basest and condemned wretches
For pilferings and most common trespasses
Are punish’d with.]
The king his master must take it ill,
That he’s so slightly valued in his messenger,
Should have him thus restrained.
I’ll answer that.
My sister may receive it much more worse
To have her gentleman abused, assaulted,
[For following her affairs. Put in his legs.]
Come, my lord, away.
Exit all but GLOUCESTER and KENT
I am sorry for thee, friend; ’tis the duke’s pleasure,
Whose disposition, all the world well knows,
Will not be rubbed nor stopp’d. I’ll entreat for thee.
Pray, do not, sir. I have watched and traveled hard.
Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I’ll whistle.
A good man’s fortune may grow out at heels.
Give you good morrow.
The duke’s to blame in this; ’twill be ill taken.
Good king, that must approve the common saw,
Thou out of heaven’s benediction comest
To the warm sun.
Approach, thou beacon to this under globe,
That by thy comfortable beams I may
Peruse this letter. Nothing almost sees miracles [my wrack]
But misery. I know ’tis from Cordelia,
Who hath most fortunately been informed
Of my obscured course, and shall find time
From this enormous state, seeking to give
Losses their remedies. All weary and o’erwatch’d,
Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold
This shameful lodging.
Fortune, good night: smile once more: turn thy wheel.